Not enough middle fingers... Ceramic Coffee Tea Mug

Not enough middle fingers to make it through the day. You know that feeling when autocorrect betrays you at the worst moment? Or when you realize it's only Tuesday? This isn't just a coffee mug. It's a diplomatic solution to expressing your entire emotional landscape before you've finished your first sip of coffee. We all have 10 fingers. All ten of them are busy doing their job. But somehow, two middle fingers don't feel like nearly enough to communicate what's actually happening inside your head on any given day. This coffee mug says what you're thinking. Your coworkers will either laugh (the ones worth knowing) or look deeply uncomfortable (the ones you didn't need to impress anyway). It's an early warning system. A cry for help disguised as merchandise. A conversation starter that immediately filters out people without a sense of humor.