After much consideration.... Drink Coaster.

The Meriwether After Much Consideration Drink Coaster is a ceramic drink coaster printed with the declaration: "After much consideration, I have decided that sobriety is not for me. Thank you for the opportunity." Bold, all-caps type fills the face of the square ceramic tile, delivering the punchline in full before the glass even lands. It is a ready-to-give gift for the friend who takes their cocktail hour seriously and their sobriety not at all.

Material & finish: Ceramic with printed text face.
Dimensions: 3 5/8" x 3 5/8".
Style it: A bar cart, a housewarming basket, or wrapped on its own for a birthday, holiday, or host gift.